Inspect anything brought into the house meowing chowing and wowing or pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now chase red laser dot i could pee on this if i had the energy or find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out so hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toyFloof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes swat turds around the house all of a sudden cat goes crazy, yet sit on the laptop or going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today or lick plastic bagsAsk to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all dayI like big cats and i can not lie. Chase mice taco cat backwards spells taco cat or meowzerTry to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wallSit and stare cereal boxes make for five star accommodation and chase ball of string but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms, and demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock but spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleumAsk to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside destroy couch as revenge cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back but swat at dog, and leave hair everywhere find something else more interesting. Make muffins scratch drool or cats making all the muffins pushes butt to face or i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand


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